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Nothing...except for this guinea pig. Feel him gaze upon you with eyes that eminate from lines of code deep in the internet. When you reached this page, his eyeball code was transmitted to your internet access device, where it was converted to light, then transmitted, via light, to your eyeballs. And then your eyeballs transmitted information about the spectacle of his eyeballs to your brain. Your brain has now been blessed with new information. Perhaps there was something here after all.